
This bank holiday weekend promises something for everyone in London, with an incredible number of top-class events happening over the full 72 hours. Trust me, then, to arrange to go home this weekend. Just to make myself feel even worse about the whole fiasco, here’s a round-up of the things I would definitely consider going to, were I to have an ounce of sense and cancel my trip. Click on the party names for the RA listing - I’ve also shamelessly stolen their DJ photos, sorry!
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FRIDAY
My pick for Friday night would be Agnès, who has recently released a stellar collaboration, the Louder Elvis EP, with his Genevan neighbour Lee Van Dowski. I went a bit crazy about his Dumbles Débuts album a while back and I have nothing but admiration for his straight-talking myspace blog. He’s playing Ditched Disco at T Bar, which is open until 2am. Maybe I’ll go along and catch the last train back…I want to see that facial hair in person.
If I could stick around, I’d be very tempted to go for something a bit more minimal after T Bar. Indeed, if you’re after more minimal fayre, then Lucio Aquilina (of ‘Magic M’ fame, although I prefer his ‘Feeling Plastik’ release) and his spastik bleeps would be the best follow-up. He’s headlining the relatively new Two AM party at 54 Commercial Street. It does what it says on the tin: starting at 2am, you can safely assume that everyone there will already be up for a long night in - there’s no definite close time.
Another short walk away is The Aquarium in Old Street, where Lasermagnetic (responsible for a great Corsica Studios night I went to last autumn) have teamed up with Redlight to put on a long, long night of deep tech house, headlined by the youthful Argy. Support comes from secretsundaze’s James Priestly, while the Lasermagnetic DJs run a second room for those after more discofied sounds. This one goes til 10am!
If you’re a little further North, and you like your disco to come from space rather than a garage (even if it’s like paradise), then the father of all things cosmic, Hans-Peter Lindstrøm, is DJing at samurai.fm’s 5th birthday celebrations at Visions Video Bar on the Kingsland Road, finishing at 4am.
If you prefer dubstep then you’d be hard pressed to do better than The End for the Fwd>> & Rinse marathon, going til 6am (and probably longer, knowing The End). It’s an allstar cast: Skream back to back with Benga, Appleblim, and one of my favourite recent discoveries, Martyn.
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SATURDAY
So you’ve survived Friday night. Well done, but there are still two (or three, depending on how hardcore you are) nights ahead. The line-up at Fabric for Saturday is the same-old same old - that is, it’s incredible. Kompakt host the main room: Michael Mayer, Superpitcher and a liveset from Justus Köhncke. You’d be forgiven for giving Dave Clarke in room two a miss. If you’re only up for the Mayer-stro, though, you may want to make the most of Fabric’s new opening times/taxes - £8 after 4am, £5 after 5 - because there are plenty of other parties worth going to for a warm up.
Aptly, Warm are putting on a night at the recently refurbished East Village, with the DFA’s two Tims - Sweeney and Goldsworthy - hosting an evening of disco/electro/funk, Beats In Space-style. Skull Juice provide the ground-floor blogbeats. Nearby, there’s a free party on at the Underbelly on Hoxton Square called Ickle Freitag, with Dub Kult (of ‘Cluster Fuck’ fame), which should be worth a look.
More centrally, Border Community are putting on another big night at The End - I went to one a short while ago and it was a jolly affair. This time around, the usual suspects are joined by the enigmatic Black Devil crew in a rare appearance. Personally, if I was after more house/deep stuff, I’d prefer to go down to Brixton to Plan B, where NYC upstarts The Martinez Brothers will be showing off their enviably precocious talents at the Deep London night.
Or, if all of that sounds a little too gentle and above-board for you, then the unholy union (orgy?) of Deviate, Chibuku, Man Make Music and Temba may be putting on the only party worth the scum under your fingernails. The launch of the Lake Of Stars festival sees Justin Martin of Buzzin’ Fly and Dirtybird play sordid house and techno in one room, with Trojan Soundsystem’s reggae/dancehall/dubstep mayhem in the other. This is in Cable St’s Unit 7 studios, the site of last year’s Field Day afterparty. If you like loud loud music and dirty dirty walls then this is the place.
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SUNDAY
Sunday daytime sees the party I’m most gutted to be missing, the appearance of Rhadoo at secretsundaze, down on the terrace outside Ministry Of Sound (although the poster says Cable St, I think this is a mistake). I’ve heard it’s sold out, but you might be lucky - Rhadoo’s latest Dor Mit Oru EP shows that he’s got enough swagger and clatter to keep you up while the sun sets. It goes from 2 in the afternoon until 10pm, just in time for you to…
Wet Yourself, where my current fix, Martinez, is burning it up with the Disco Bloodbath guys for a night of pure madness at The Aquarium. If you’re still going after that, then the Lasermagnetic Warehouse Party at Cafe 1001 on Brick Lane will be going long into the day, with Andrew Weatherall showing all the young’uns how it’s done.
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Remind me again why I’m going home? Oh yeah, no friends around London (at least, no friends that enjoy the idea of 72-hour techno marathons) and no money. Enjoy the weekend - make the most of it.